next time i'm not bringing you embroidered crewneck sweatshirt
Inspired by our reality TV style family vacation.
This crewneck sweatshirt is for every parent who has uttered the phrase, thought the phrase, or spiritually channeled the phrase: “Next time, I’m not bringing you.” Subtly embroidered on your upper left side. Soft, comfortable, and designed for maximum dramatic sighs.
Perfect for:
Drying them off cause now they want out of the pool
When I told them to wear a jacket, here's mine
Complaining about the beautiful sunset
Your kids using it as a napkin at dinner
• 100% cotton face
• Embroidered white stitching
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Self-fabric patch on the back of stitching
This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
More details
- 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Devin the Dad
- Email: contact@support.devinthedad.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
next time i'm not bringing you embroidered crewneck sweatshirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
23 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
24
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
24
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26 1/2
|
24
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|
24
|
